Corrupt a Wish!

[CHESHiRE CAT]

The game's rather popular on forums so I think you
should all know the drill but for those of you who don't know
what the hell I'm talking about, here's how it goes;

Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours,
and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish.

example:
Person 1- I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 2- POOF! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
I wish I could have a dog.
Person 3- SHAZAM! You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it.
I wish I could be a faster runner.

etc...I'll start this off:

I wish I was indestructible! O:

[K.iriel]

-insert sound effect- You are indestructible, but then people keep shooting missiles and such at you to make sure you are, destroying your home!

I wish I had hot cocoa.

[Ardea]

BA-BAM!
You get your hot cocoa, but, alas, it is too hot and you burn your tongue so badly that you can never speak ever again! D:

I wish I could fly

[CHESHiRE CAT]

GRANTED!

Unfortunately, it's only temporary and
you end up losing the ability while
you're a thousand feet in the air.
Happy Landing! :D

I wish that I was irresistible!
Oh wait! I already am! ;)

[K.iriel]

Done! But then so many people-male and female-mob you that you get crushed underneath them, scarring you forever and making you totally resistable.

I wish I lived in England!

[Eva Merrison]

ZING!

[/size] You are totally living in England. Only problem? Somehow those limeys made US mad, and they invaded England, making all the citizens slaves.

... I wish I could live forever.[/blockquote]

[CHESHiRE CAT]

DONE!

You live forever!
But you still age..
Not a pretty picture...


I wish I could read minds! O:

[K.iriel]

Bazooka! You can read minds, but then you read some very....threatening...things in the people around you, and you can no longer interact with normal people!

I wish I had wings.

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[Ardea]

WA-BASH!

You get your wings alright,
BUT
they are so beautiful that millions of birds are attracted to you and they surround you and to get them to leave you alone you have to cut off your wings...
OUCH!

I wish I was married to Robert Downey Jr. (ha!)

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[CHESHiRE CAT]

Uhm... Okay?

Wish granted but two weeks
after you get together he
becomes insane. One night
while you are asleep he comes
in and cuts you up into little
pieces while your alive and
screaming before finally he
eats you.

(*has a frightening mind when tired* o.o)

I wish I had coffee o3o

[K.iriel]

Ba-BAM!
You're coffee is in your hand, but it seem that someone has poisoned it! You end up paralyzed in a hospital for the next month and a half of your life.

I wish all of my costumes were done.

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[Zeek Fulgidus]

Er, poof!
Your wish is granted! But your costumes don't fit! Nor are they done correctly, due to rushed work. The moral of the story? Don't wish away your time and effort young lady!

I wish I wasn't so forgetful.

[CHESHiRE CAT]

Your wish is my command!

I've got good news and bad
news. Good news: You don't
forget a thing! Bad news: Now
when you hear those annoying
songs you have no way to escape!

~This is the song that never ends~

I wish I was a Rock Star! :D

[K.iriel]

Ba-zing! You are a rockstar, but then, conforming to rock-star etiquette, you get invloved in drugs and end up looking like David Bowie, and not the Labyrinth Bowie.
I wish my cat was a tiger. o.o

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[Ardea]

ZAP!!!
Your wish is granted and the little kitty-cat is transformed into a beautiful, graceful tiger!
.......
But then PETA catches wind of your "little" pet and they show up outside your house and eventually put your tiger in the wild and you get fined thousands of dollars.

I wish it were Autumn all year long

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